Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The "Good" Wife's Mythbusters

1) No matter how many times you try, your Kitchen Aide Mixer cannot and should not be used for every recipe that says "mix." (i.e. biscuit dough!) Also, note to self: flour should be... "added to wet mixture"... at a low speed.

2) The rumors are true...you will never get back to your wedding dress weight! (especially if you are using the utensil above on a regular basis.)

3) Grilled Chicken can and does get old...that's why you should have a standby list of takeout numbers.

4) Martha Stewart recipes ARE NOT EASY...no matter what she says on her dumb show/website...stupid B*&%^!

5) Boys consume A LOT of food! (If you grew up with boys, good for you! If you grew up in a high-estrogen home then you probably agree that their massive consumption is appalling!)


*More mythbusters to come as they are revealed...

2 comments:

  1. ha ha ha i love it...so TRUE!!

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  2. Blair...did you use the dough hook on your kitchenaid for the biscuit dough? I forgot I even HAD that dough hook until I made pizza crust one time, and it called for the "dough hook" and then I remembered that the ole KitchenAid had more than just the whisk attachment!

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